Title: The No Fun EP
Local H: Brian St. Clair – Drums
Scott Lucas – Screaming Like A Girl
Recorded by Andy Gerber at Million Yen, Chicago
Produced by Local H and Andy Gerber
Mastered by Andy Vandette / Masterdisk
Words and Music by: Local H (tracks 1, 2, and 4)
The Godfathers (track 3)
The Ramones (track 5)
Primal Scream (track 6 words)
Every band who’s ever done this shit before (track 6 music)
©2003 THICK RECORDS

Songs:

1. No Fun
2. President Forever
3. Birth, Work, School, Death
4. Cooler Heads
5. I Just Want Something To Do
6. Fuck Yeah, That Wide

No Fun

depression is in session and there’s
not alot of lessons to be learned now.
chosen by the dozen with the ? are barely buzzin’ and we’re burned out!
and it’s no fun
yeah it’s no fun
well it’s no fun
i think i’m going crazy
but it’s maybe not the crazy
that you’re used too.
it’s no fuckin’ fun (4x)
Yeah
the singer’s in a ringer
cause the songs that he’s been singing
reek off bullshit.
the drummers been a bummer
it’s been one hell of a summer
and who needs it?
well it’s no fun
yeah it’s no fun
well it’s no fun
i think i’m going crazy
but it’s maybe not the crazy
that you’re used too.
it’s no fuckin’ fun (4x)
well it’s no fun
yeah it’s no fun
well it’s nooooooooooooooooo
it’s no fuckin’ fun…

President Forever

I’m president forever
I’m head of state and here to stay
The officer elect all of your life
I’m the leader till the end of your days
I’m president forever
Accountable to no one no more
Daddy look at me, I’m a big boy now
A brat to the manor born
Who wants to go back to war with Iraq
Who wants to shoot a sling shot full of rocks of crack
Who wants to go and give the french Their fuckin’ statue back
I want to take it all
I’m president forever
America, you found your man
If we can all agree on this one thing
You know you’ll never have to vote again
I’m president forever
I finally get to do it my way
I wanna take a ride in Airforce One now
Laugh in the face of the national debt
I wanna build the free world and make them pay back rent
I wanna take the statue back from the fuckin’ french
Dad, i’ll make you proud
I’m president forever
Piss up and down the walls of the Oval Office
Pal around with the boys in the Secret Service
Calling my connection for a party at Camp David
the first lady’s not invited
the first lady’s not invited
I’m president forever
I’m president forever
Who wants to go back to war with Iraq
Who wants to shoot a slingshot full of rocks of crack
Who wants to go and give the french their fuckin’ statue back
I wanna take it all
Laugh in the face of the national debt (take it all, take it all)
I wanna build the free world and make them pay back rent (take it all, take it all)
I wanna take the statue back from the fuckin’ french (take it all, take it all)
Dad, i’ll make you proud (take it all, take it all)
I’m president forever ”

Birth, School, Work, Death

Been turned around till upside down
Been all at sea until I’ve drowned
And I’ve felt torture, all alone
Just watching crap, it’s laster one
I’ve been abused and I’ve been confused
And I have kissed the government shoes
And I been high, I been low
I don’t know where to go
Birth, school, work, death (x2)
And cocaine was the love you gave
From the cradle to the grave
And boys and girls don’t understand
The devil makes work for idle hands
I cut myself but I don’t bleed
‘Cause I don’t get what I need
And doesn’t matter what I say
Tomorrow’s still another day for
Birth, school, work, death (x2)
Yeah, I been high, I been low
I don’t know where to go
I’m living on the never, never, never
This time it’s gonna be forever
I’ll live and die don’t ask me why
I wanna go to paradise
And I don’t need your sympathy
There’s nothing in this world for me
Oh
Birth, school, work, death (x2)
???
Birth, school, work, death (x4)

Cooler Heads

Hey
Another scene is dead
You can fall in line
With the cooler heads
I said hey
Lets put this one to bed
You can do with a change and a lay
And the cooler heads
You are so in
You are so out
You will know when
You were shown how
You are so in
With the out crowd
And the cooler heads
I think you understand(I’m thinking of your skin)
The motor of your mouth
Turning on your friends
Turn your mother out
You are so in
With the out crowd
And the cooler heads
Yeah!
Hey
Well look who’s back in town
We won’t say that you failed
The cooler heads prevail
You can fall in
You can fall out(with the fall outs)
Go ahead and grin
There ain’t much to laugh about
You can blend in with a crowd of clowns
And the cooler heads.
Yeah!
You are so in
You are so out
You will know when
You were shown how
You are so in
With the out crowd
And the cooler heads
I think you understand(I’m thinking of your skin)
The motor of your mouth
Turning on your friends
Turn your mother out
You are so in
With the out crowd
And the cooler heads
Yeah!!
The heads the heads the dirty fucking heads!

I Just Want Something To Do

Hanging out on Second Avenue
Eating chicken vindaloo
I just want to be with you
I just wanna have something to do
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight
Well all right
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Wait-now
Wait-now
Hanging out all by myself
I don’t wanna to be with anybody else
I just wanna be with you
I just wanna have something to do
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight
Well all right
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Wait-now
Wait-now
Hanging out all by myself
I don’t wanna be with anybody else
I just wanna be with you
I just wanna have something to do
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight
Well all right
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight
hey
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight, well all right

Fuck Yeah, That Wide

You got the money, we got the soul
You got the money, we got the mutha fuckin soul
You got the money, we got the goddamn soul