"Mayonaise and Malaise" by Local H From "Ham Fisted" Tabbed by Christopher Cross Regular Tuning / = Slide p = pull off pm = Palm Mute Intro e|--------------------------------------------------------- b|--------------------------------------------------------- g|-13---13--13--11--11-11---9---9--9--7///9///7------------ d|-------------------------------------------------7~~-7-7- a|-11---11--11---9---9--9---7---7--7--5///7///5p0--7~~-7-7- E|-------------------------------------------------5~~-5-5- * ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- --16--16-16--14--14-14--12--12-12-10///12///10p0--5~~-5-5-- --------------------------------------------------5~~-5-5-- --------------------------------------------------3~~-3-3-- * = after playing twice, end intro here and go to...... PM............... e|------------------ b|------------------ then go to Verse g|------------------ d|-5555555555555555- a|-5555555555555555- E|-3333333333333333- Verse Hit each chord 16x e|---------------------------------------------------- b|-----------------------------------3333333333333333- g|-1111111111111111-2222222222222222-2222222222222222- d|-2222222222222222-2222222222222222-0000000000000000- a|-2222222222222222-0000000000000000------------------ E|-0000000000000000----------------------------------- -------------------- --------------------- -------------------- --------------------- Play this F chord riff -------------------- --------------------- every other time during -5555555555555555--- -44444444------------ the verse. The c-chord -5555555555555555--- -44444444------------ is only hit 8x when playing -3333333333333333--- -22222222------------ the f afterward. then comes a Palm mute verse PM.......................................................... e|---------5-----------------5-----------------5------- b|---------------5-----------------5----------------5-- g|-------------8-----------------8---------7------7---- d|-----7-----7-----------7-----7---------7---7--7------ a|---7---7-------------7---7-----------5--------------- E|-5-----------------5--------------------------------- ---------5-----------------3----------------------------- ---------------5-----------------3----------------------- -----7-------7-----------------4------------------------- ---7---7---7-----------5-----5--------------------------- -5-------------------5---5------------------------------- -------------------3----------------3/////15--3/////15--- After verse while Scott is singing " to go..................." e|------------------------------------- b|------------------------------------- g|-88888888888888888888888888888888---- d|-99999999999999999999999999999999---- a|-99999999999999999999999999999999---- E|-77777777777777777777777777777777---- Play the first half of the intro then play the verse again then Play intro once and then this variation of the intro e|----------------------------------------------------------------- b|----------------------------------------------------------------- g|-13---13--13--11--11-11---14---14--14---13///14///13------------- d|--------------------------------------------------------7~~-7-7-- a|-11---11--11---9---9--9---12---12--12---11///12///11p0--7~~-7-7-- E|--------------------------------------------------------5~~-5-5-- ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- -16---16--16---14---14--14---12---12--12---10///12///10p0-- ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- pm............... ------------------- ------------------- ------------------- -5555555555555555-- -5555555555555555-- -3333333333333333-- Play verse over and over again Play this little solo under the verse chords at the end e|--------------- b|--------------- All bends are 1/4 except 6b which is 1/2 g|--------------- d|--9b-7b-6b----- a|--------------- E|--------------- Questions, comments....e-mail..... Gobstopper@juno.com